FUNNY FAMILY FORTUNES ANSWERS…too funny


The funniest and best list of Family Fortunes answers.
Contestants from the ITV (UK) Family Fortunes game-show are asked to guess the most popular answers to questions posed in a survey. Some of these ‘Family Misfortunes’ answers are actually very witty and not as daft as they are often made out to be.

family fortunes answers
An animal you cannot fit into a Mini car: “Mouse..”
A food that has one or more holes in it: “Spaghetti..”
Something made of wool: “Cotton wool..”
An animal with three letters: “Lion..”
Something you mount: “A mountain..”
A sport which involves throwing something: “Tennis..”
A type of bean: “Lesbian..”
Something you would play with in the bath: “A bazooka..”
Someone you wouldn’t swear in front of: “Yourself..”
A country where Arabic is spoken: “Nigeria..”
Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: “Hitler..”
A number you might have to memorise: “Seven..”
Something that makes you close your eyes: “Dark..”
Something that comes in pairs: “Rabbits..”
A way of toasting someone: “Over a fire..”
Don’t worry I will post more on Wednesday-too funny

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