CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER starting soon



Well, according to our sources, argumentative nut bag rapper Lady Sovereign has signed on the dotted line and will be entering the house in January. Joining her is (although our source isn’t quite so sure on this one) said to be Culture Club man, neck painter and radiator repair man Boy George.

Those two in the house will make Pete Burns look like Mark Owen.

We’re not sure who else is in yet, but if we had a wish list…

Foxy Knoxy
Jedward
Alex Reid
Lindsay Lohan
Courtney Love
Mark Croft
Lindsay Lohan
Tanya Macintosh
Mitch winehouse
Blake Fielder-Civil
Richard Madely
All of the above are either skint, desperate or bored or all three.

Come on Channel 4, that is one list of pure unadulterated reality TV dynamite. Literally, lets get on with it please.

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